After rancho was sent out for defining machine in simple terms.
Prof:Why are you back?
Rancho:Sir, I forgot to take something…
Prof:What?
Rancho:Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are indented for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision… sometimes touch
Prof:[confused] What are you trying to say?
Rancho:Books sir! I forgot to take my books.
Prof:Couldn't you have said it simpler? "May I take my books?"
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